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Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.

nypple:

foodnun:

basically

if you get offended over a racist comment

remember the times you’ve laughed at one

the thing youre describing is called maturation

thats a thing that happens

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via snorlaxatives)

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

(via iwishihadafather)